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  1. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Diana, I agree. I want one of these and know someone who has a few for sale. The problem is I already have two cars and it won't fit in my garage with my other car and you can't leave them in the street, Especially where I live right next to the sea. :D I have the tools and know how to keep...
  2. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I am looking for an "American" all electric SUV. I would like a Jeep but they are not yet sold in the US. I like these two vehicles but they are not quite out yet either but I don't need one for about 2 years. This Tesla is cool and goes 500 miles on a charge. It is made in America and the...
  3. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I think this will be my 11th implant. :confused: It's a good thing we only have like 32 teeth. But my dentist has a dynamite yacht. :oops: Did you ever see the implant itself? it's like 1/2" of titanium which costs about 25 cents. OK, it's "Medical" so they can make that 25 cents into...
  4. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    He shouldn't keep so much money in his pocket. :biggrin:
  5. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I broke my tooth today. It's my front tooth but he can do some magic with a temp connected to another tooth, probably with a toggle bolt and I won't have to walk around with a missing front tooth for 3 months like I did a year ago. :oo: For some silly reason this thing isn't cheap. It is about...
  6. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I baked some loaves of bread yesterday and made Linguine and clams for some company we had. (I asked them what they wanted to eat, and luckily for me, that is my favorite meal) When I was cooking the sauce I tasted it and was horrified, it was terrible and very bland. It just tasted like warm...
  7. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    My shoulder is doing so good I am thinking of taking up pole vaulting. I am supposed to wear this sling for 5 more weeks but I rarely wear it at all. Of course when I hear my wife coming I quickly put it on because she listens to "everything" a doctor says and thinks my arm will fall off if I...
  8. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Pink moon on the beach behind my house. :)
  9. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I was in the Supermarket yesterday and I saw this. Do you think it would help me? I want a full head of hair. :biggrin:
  10. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    What!! I can't hear you. :confused:
  11. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Good Morning. I just came back from an ear Doctor. What is that like an audiologist, hemotoligist, archaeologist or some other kind of ologist. My left ear wasn't working so he took this special "Eheim" filter, connected it to a turkey baster and sucked out a mountain of wax. In the next...
  12. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    51 Years old. :biggrin:
  13. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    We had a full day today. Neurologists, MRIs, blood tests and dentists. All for my wife. Then on our way home is the biggest liquor store in the US. No really. It's about as big as two Home Depots. Not the Home Depots in some back water town in Tunisia either. I am so thrilled. Not...
  14. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    They called back to ask what I saw. I told them and the guy said, "We don't have those here". I told him: "We do now". He didn't believe me and said it is probably a house cat. I told him I lived in the jungles of Viet Nam for a year and saw elephants, tigers, cobra's and all sorts of animals...
  15. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Good morning. I took a walk this morning like I always do and saw, for the third time a Bobcat. Bobcats are not rare or unusual but they are not supposed to live here on Long Island and haven't been here since way before nancy Pelosi was born. :oops: They would either have to swim the 25 miles...
  16. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I absolutely love that quote. :biggrin: It is true about the needle in the ear drum, that sounds very Manly and a Sissy, Girly man would be screaming so hard he may crush his Barbie doll. :p
  17. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I woke up today and my right ear is totally clogged. It isn't easy sleeping anyway because I have to wear this very big, bulky sling thing that is really for Girly Men and I don't need it but my wife thinks that if I don't wear it my arm will fall off at the most in opportune moment. I don't...
  18. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I got my stitches out this morning. I miss them already. In 3 weeks I start PT and I am happy to go because I know the PT person. She looks like Angelina Jolie but of course that had nothing to do with me picking her. I am sure she went to high school and everything. :p My wife goes to the same...
  19. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Diana I am feeling fantastic. If I felt any better I would hit myself in the face with an eggplant to make sure I was still alive. :acne: How are you feeling? I hope great. :p I have very little pain, almost to little so I am not sure he fixed this with a screw or used duct tape, Not...
  20. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I have two possum wrasses, different species I think. This guy And this girl/guy? Very hard to get a picture They are doing the spawning dance but I didn't think these two would spawn. I have the first one many years and this one only a year or two so maybe they have been spawning all along.
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