what is up with the llama's ???
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llama
- Thread starter izmullives
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I'm not a llama or I thought I wasn't
Ancient tradition holds that the Llama was a creature born of the Great Unspoiled Reef. The Unspoiled Reef was a creation so perfect, so beautiful, that nothing could make it better. The Llama evolved from the Unspoiled Reef so that it's beauty could be spread upon the land. It is believed that those who can keep true beauty alive in this world have at some time been touched by a Llama.
Therefore, all true reefers must be Llamas.
THE END! ;D
momof6kids
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Llama Lore Continues! 8)
Llama spit is considered a cornerstone of successful reefing. It has many magical properties.
When combined with Vodka and dosed periodically you can keep an 8" bed of crushed coral in a tank indefinitely and no nitrates or phosphates will accumulate.
Added to mysis shrimp and fed to any species of tang, the tangs will cease to grow at 4 inches and will school peacfully with other tangs. They appear to be happiest when kept in any 4 foot long tank.
Mixed with milk and dosed yearly will maintain calcium at a constant 450 ppm at a ph of 8.3 with no other supplementation.
More to come........ ;D
Llama spit is considered a cornerstone of successful reefing. It has many magical properties.
When combined with Vodka and dosed periodically you can keep an 8" bed of crushed coral in a tank indefinitely and no nitrates or phosphates will accumulate.
Added to mysis shrimp and fed to any species of tang, the tangs will cease to grow at 4 inches and will school peacfully with other tangs. They appear to be happiest when kept in any 4 foot long tank.
Mixed with milk and dosed yearly will maintain calcium at a constant 450 ppm at a ph of 8.3 with no other supplementation.
More to come........ ;D
I need to get me some llama spit ;D
Ya Know, When I was about 12 there was a circus in town. They had a few llamas there. I was being a punk kid and fed the llama some popcorn, then decided to give it a styrofoam cup.. It bit into the cup,spit it out and then spit right in my face.
Learned the lesson of llama's spitting really fast, and learned not to mess with circus animals.
Learned the lesson of llama's spitting really fast, and learned not to mess with circus animals.
RichT Oh wise ReefMaster! Let's not reveal all of the more powerful secrets too quickly!!Next thing you know you'll be letting everyone know that those superman and hulk frags you love so much were the result of injecting aptasia with llama spit.
Oops, that cat is out of the bag! :
Next week, the powers of Llama dung!! ;D
Yeah, I heard it tastes like chicken!