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So when you hit the ripe old age that I have certain things become necessary.... Like the dreaded colonoscopy. You really have not lived until you have been directed to take 16 doses of laxative in the course of 5 hours. Nothing like a good colon cleansing....
 
I have many many year to go till I get to experience that slice of heaven, I did however get to experience having a catheter last week while having spinal surgery. It's....uhhhhhh....well words don't describe that feeling while its being removed. Take deep breath close your eyes and go to your happy place :hororr:
 
Well yes she a mid twenties attractive nurse did say that I'll feel a little discomfort. Ill take ten catheters over the drain tube they had inserted under the incision. About 1/2" diameter in about 8" even with morfene I screamed at the top of my lungs when that got pulled out. Let out quite a few expletives on that one
 
Everyone is always afraid of the procedure, but the colonoscopy is a walk in the park compared to the night before. I hope all is alright.

Stay healthy.
 
I had the Dr. tell me that he was going to use the, "Big Scope" when he did one of my colonoscopies. Unfortunately I get to get them every other year.
 
So I wake up in recovery and the Rolling Stones 'jumping jack flash' is playing in the backround. So I started singing 'jumping jack flash I've got gas gas gas....' I got at least one nurse to laugh. :)
 
So I wake up in recovery and the Rolling Stones 'jumping jack flash' is playing in the backround. So I started singing 'jumping jack flash I've got gas gas gas....' I got at least one nurse to laugh. :)

I'm on a cardiac cath team that does emergency angioplasties for patients having heart attacks and one doctor likes Billy Joel, and I cant tell you how many times I've been doing a case when you hear, heart atttack ak ak...:)
 
I'm on a cardiac cath team that does emergency angioplasties for patients having heart attacks and one doctor likes Billy Joel, and I cant tell you how many times I've been doing a case when you hear, heart atttack ak ak...:)

Lol...
 
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