Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

[Paul B]

Last night we went out to a seafood restaurant with 3 other couples.

I ordered Flounder oraganata. It was lousy. I love that dish, but I think the chef was a Jiboni or didn't know what or didn't have any spices.

It came with a side of pasta, also very bland.

I did have some escargot. Not a big fan.

Anyway, it was pouring rain, and we had to leave in it. Being a Veteran, The rain doesn't affect me, but my wife moves very slow, so we got drenched.

I got her in the car, and she was trying to buckle the seat belt but was having trouble, so I figured I would put on the dome light. (This is her Jeep Compass)



I reached up for the light button but instead, hit the switch right next to to it which opens the moon roof.

The glass roof opened all the way and it's one of those big moon roofs that goes all the way to the back seat so I assume the people in the back seat can see the moon better.

Well, when it's pouring out, those roofs collect quite a bit of water around the edges and when it opens, it all goes on your head.

Wonderful! and it was one of the very few times I didn't have a hat on, so the water naturally runs off my bald head like Niagara Falls.

And it was 40 degrees, so this was not warm Caribbean water.

My wife was screaming and I quickly reached up to close it. But it was raining so hard that I couldn't see so I kept fiddling with the switches to try to close it.

I never opened that stupid moon roof and don't even know how to close it because there are 6 switches up there, right next to each other and they all have hieroglyphic pictures on them but none of those pictures look like a closing moon roof and maybe if I was an Inca King, I could figure it out.

Remember, I still didn't put on the light.

Eventually, between myself and my wife, we figured it out and the thing closed before I had to put on the bilge pump.

You have to reach up behind the switch and pull it down, but in the pitch dark, with monsoons crashing down in your eyes, after eating a lousy meal, it wasn't easy.

 

[reefsandrotts]

Last night we went out to a seafood restaurant with 3 other couples.

I ordered Flounder oraganata. It was lousy. I love that dish, but I think the chef was a Jiboni or didn't know what or didn't have any spices.

It came with a side of pasta, also very bland.

I did have some escargot. Not a big fan.

Anyway, it was pouring rain, and we had to leave in it. Being a Veteran, The rain doesn't affect me, but my wife moves very slow, so we got drenched.

I got her in the car, and she was trying to buckle the seat belt but was having trouble, so I figured I would put on the dome light. (This is her Jeep Compass)



I reached up for the light button but instead, hit the switch right next to to it which opens the moon roof.

The glass roof opened all the way and it's one of those big moon roofs that goes all the way to the back seat so I assume the people in the back seat can see the moon better.

Well, when it's pouring out, those roofs collect quite a bit of water around the edges and when it opens, it all goes on your head.

Wonderful! and it was one of the very few times I didn't have a hat on, so the water naturally runs off my bald head like Niagara Falls.

And it was 40 degrees, so this was not warm Caribbean water.

My wife was screaming and I quickly reached up to close it. But it was raining so hard that I couldn't see so I kept fiddling with the switches to try to close it.

I never opened that stupid moon roof and don't even know how to close it because there are 6 switches up there, right next to each other and they all have hieroglyphic pictures on them but none of those pictures look like a closing moon roof and maybe if I was an Inca King, I could figure it out.

Remember, I still didn't put on the light.

Eventually, between myself and my wife, we figured it out and the thing closed before I had to put on the bilge pump.

You have to reach up behind the switch and pull it down, but in the pitch dark, with monsoons crashing down in your eyes, after eating a lousy meal, it wasn't easy.

It's stories and mishaps like this that keep couples laughing through the years.... How is your wife with the pain management?

 

[Paul B]

Reefsandrotts, she is as fine as she can be right now. Still has quite a bit of pain, but with MS, that is unfortunately expected.


My Mother was also a 5' 11" (I think she shrunk to 4' 8 before she died at 99) Very tough Sicilian. No one messed with her. Once I was taking the bus with her when she was in her 70s. She was walking to the seat and a big guy ran in front of her and got in the seat.

She put on her Sicilian War face, put her finger in the guys face and yelled as loud as she could: "YOU. You better get out of that seat NOW or I will scratch your eyes out". He got up fast.

She also once broke a pool stick over my head as she was chasing me. My neighbor almost called the cops and I had to go to the hospital. You don't mess with short Sicilian women.

Once when I was about 3 years old I was out with her and a big dog ran up to me barking and growling. The dog was bigger than her. She reached for the dog and grabbed him by the mouth, swung him away from me and told the dog, If you ever go near that kid again, I will spit in your eye. That dog never came near me again.

She was born in the toughest part of lower Manhattan in 1910 and had 4 brothers and one sister. All of her family worked in the fish business, which was Mob-controlled at the time. Her parents (My Grand Parents) came through Ellis Island a few years before and didn't speak a word of English.


I can't wait to get these plants outside so I have more room in my shop for more important projects.